Guam you dirty bird!

So I went out on an evening adventure that turned out to bring more laughs than I've had in a while! Right next to my hotel are the classy establishments of "Club G Spot" and "Ballscratchers" which I've been meaning to get a picture of since arrival...I got way more than I bargained for last night while walking around Tumon!!!
Enjoy your pornographic tour of Guam...

Club G Spot

Club G Spot and Ballscratchers

Dirty massage parlors

I took normal pics too! Orchid growing out of a tree

Definitely NOT ESPN Zone!

Obama bobbles

Whitening Soap

Worms and Crickets that are flavored

Many choices in the bug department

However does one choose?

The Other Green Meat

Duck Me, sex toy in a mini mart

Pepero Nude

Carved wooden penis'

Obama flippies

You read it right...Placenta Soap. Also a "whitening soap"

Whitening face wash

My favorite pic of the entire evening. Cool snail!

Too bad I wasn't able to capture the really fabulous shooting star that I saw on the beach after all of the above shenanigans!!

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